Puke In Style
Throwing up all over your clothes, or in a paper bag is so beneath your social class. That’s why you proudly sport the Red E Bag.
With the ability to hold up to 1/2 gallon of, uhm, contents and a handy zipper pocket for breath mints, napkins, or even reading material for those uber-long ralph’s and an unfolded style that looks kind of like a lunch bag, the Red E Bag has got your back big time.
The best feature by far is that once you’re done tossing the cookies, you get to haul them around with you wherever you go, and then clean the bag out later too. This must be a repetitive marketing breakthrough, cause the minute you’re cleaning out all that old puke, you’re sure to need another one to barf into. Do they have a buy one, get one free special?
I’m starting to get nauseous just thinking about it.