MySpace is Officially Taking Over the World

I know it’s been said before, but now it’s official, MySpace is taking over the world. The networking giant is venturing from the cyber world to the real world. This year MySpace will be throwing two spring parties, one in Panama City Beach and the other on South Padre Island.

As if spring break in Panama City Beach wasn’t insane enough already, when throwing MySpace into the mix, there is no telling what could happen. The only thing stopping this from being a complete coed anarchy is a collaboration with Girls Gone Wild.

I can only hope that Tom will show up with his, “one billion”, friends. Maybe all those mysterious MySpace babes that send me friend requests daily will show up. Hopefully they won’t turn out to be 40 year old men with a boy fetish.

You couldn’t pay me to make my way down South to the extravaganza of six packs and over tanned blondes, but to each their own.

If that’s your thing, here are some of the specifics:

Panama City Beach, March 8th, 15th, and 22nd.
South Padre Island, March 14th.

For more specific info, visit the MySpace Spring Break profile page and make them your friend. Yes, you, can become friends with spring break. Who knew?