Airplane Air Purification Filter
By BootsnAll | Permalink | 1 comment | November 28th, 2006
If you’re a real health nut and taking some Airborne when you fly isn’t enough, or you just think that some terrorist is going to pump Anthrax through the airplane’s ventilation system then you need to take the next step in protecting yourself.
That next step, is this convenient little baby-bottle nipple looking airplane (or car) air purifier. The oh so cleverly named Plane Clean Air purifier attaches to the ventilation system nozzle and cleans all that nasty, germ filled air heading straight for you.
This little device will satisfy your hypochondria, and you’ll only need about 230 of them to cover all the nozzles in your typical Boeing Jet, because don’t think covering just one will save your life. At only $19.95/ea, it will only set you back an additional $4588.50 per flight. A paltry price to pay for keeping one’s health.
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March 16th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
The Plane Clean Air filter will protect you from other passenger’s germs by forming an air curtain around your face. The curtain forces purfied air into your breathing space while forcing allergens floating around the cabin away from your face continously. Filters are not needed on any other nozzles but the one pointed at you. You only need to filter the air you breathe not the air in the whole cabin.
Air curtain devices are used all over the place including fast food drive-thru windows (to keep out the dirt) and grocery store cold item displays (to keep the cold air in). They really do work.